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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Oolen » 17 Nov 2016 22:11

I didnt expect it but still didnt laugh. It might be because i was trying to find some stronker pun, but then realized it was just the much simpler and "retarded" one. So i had higher expectations that werent fulfilled.
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby somegras » 17 Nov 2016 22:14

Ah, you mean like that. Well, one might say you didn't get the joke. ^^
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Xen » 17 Nov 2016 23:08

somegras wrote:Maybe this is not that relevant, but interesting nonetheless.

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Saw john cleese, didn't watch, just upvoted.
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Slartibartfart » 18 Nov 2016 09:22

France and Italy go to war, who wins?
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Kriegerseele » 18 Nov 2016 10:24

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with kids
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Xen » 18 Nov 2016 21:27

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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Slartibartfart » 21 Nov 2016 10:59

What rock group has four men that don't sing?
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Mount Rushmore


What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
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your right hand
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Xen » 22 Nov 2016 22:37

Inbread Dogs

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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Slartibartfart » 25 Nov 2016 22:40

Fill in the blank: Bill Gates invented a solution for ________.
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the smell of poop, just open windows.


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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Hamu » 01 Dec 2016 22:45

Why did the console gamer cross the road?
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To render the other side.
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Slartibartfart » 03 Dec 2016 11:29

How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
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Only one, he has enough kids to bend over.
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby BeneficialCucumber » 30 Jan 2017 14:21

E50m is weak
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dr_Slartibartfart » 17 Oct 2019 19:30

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
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In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Aubury » 17 Oct 2019 21:35

Dr_Starfart wrote:Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
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In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.


Maybe if you read it in a quote you'll realize how bad that joke is
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Xen » 17 Oct 2019 21:42

Aubury wrote:
Dr_Starfart wrote:Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
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In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.


Maybe if you read it in a quote you'll realize how bad that joke is

thats the point of this thread u dumb twat :>
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Aubury » 17 Oct 2019 21:47

Xen wrote:
Aubury wrote:
Dr_Starfart wrote:Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
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In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.


Maybe if you read it in a quote you'll realize how bad that joke is

thats the point of this thread u dumb twat :>

no the point of this thread is to critisize others' sense of humor u dumb?
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Re: Jokes, the old school style

Postby Dakillzor_loves_IDEAL » 17 Oct 2019 22:02

u both dumb, ez
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